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Desired Laxative Intensity
The Choco Cleanser
🌊Ingredients
- Dark chocolate (70% cocoa or higher)
- Psyllium husk (1 tbsp)
- Dried figs (chopped, 2-3 pieces)
- Coconut oil (1 tsp)
- Cayenne pepper (a pinch)
- Cinnamon (1/2 tsp)
Instructions
- Melt the dark chocolate and coconut oil together in a double boiler.
- Remove from heat and stir in psyllium husk, cayenne, and cinnamon.
- Fold in chopped figs.
- Pour into molds and refrigerate for at least 2 hours.
- Consume 1-2 squares as needed.
Suggested Tea Pairing: Mint Tea – classic pairing for digestive ease.
⚠️ Don't trust a fart. This recipe may cause sudden urges. Stay near facilities.
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